Searobin Groomers | Grooming for Every Species

The grooming menu

Every coat, scale, and shell we know how to handle

Real grooming for fictionally broad clientele. Pick a service when you book — we'll match the right specialist to your animal.

A groomer giving a mackerel a special algae bath

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The Special Algae Bath

$48

Our signature. Bring your mackerel (or any fish) in for a warm, mineral-rich algae soak that leaves scales luminous and fins flowing. Saltwater & freshwater suites available.

A marmot being fluffed and blow-dried by a groomer

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Marmot Fluff & De-Burr

$65

Full coat blowout, burr extraction, and a claw trim for the burrowing set. Marmots, groundhogs, and the occasional ambitious beaver.

A coyote being de-shedded on-site beside the mobile grooming van

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Coyote De-Shed

$90

Seasonal undercoat removal for wild canids, performed by our specially trained (and very calm) staff. On-site only — we come to the den.

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Regular Animals, Regular Grooming

from $55

Yes — dogs and cats too. Bath, brush, nails, ears, and a tidy trim. The most-booked service we'd rather not admit is the most normal one.

A tortoise having its shell buffed and polished

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Shell Buff & Polish

$40

Tortoises, turtles, and the armored crowd. Gentle shell conditioning, a soft-bristle scrub, and a non-toxic shine. Hermit crabs welcome.

A parrot having its feathers preened and misted

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Feather Preen & Plume

$70

For the feathered: gentle wash, preen-conditioning, and flight-feather tidy. Parrots, hawks, one very patient heron so far.

If it exists, we'll groom it

🐟Fish 🦫Marmots 🐺Coyotes 🐕Dogs 🐈Cats 🐢Reptiles 🦜Birds 🐐Livestock 🦎Exotics ❓Whatever you've got

Two ways to groom

We come to you, or you come to us

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On-site, at your place

Our mobile grooming unit rolls up to your home, barn, pond, or den. Ideal for coyotes, livestock, and any animal that prefers a home-field advantage. We bring the water, the warm towels, and the patience.

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At our state-of-the-art facility

Climate-controlled suites for every species — a saltwater wing, a freshwater wing, a den room, an aviary, and a regular-animals room that's honestly the busiest. Drop off, grab a coffee, pick up a stunning animal.

🐟 This is a demo concept site. Services and prices are playful — but the booking calendar is real, and your request actually reaches us.

Your animal has an appointment with greatness.

Pick a day, pick a time, tell us the species. On-site or at the facility — the calendar's wide open.

See the calendar & book

If it has scales, fur, fins, or feelings — we'll make it gorgeous.